Shield the kids’ eyes

Oh wow. Japan never stops making horny games, and with each one they push the inappropriateness barrier up a notch. This one actually goes up a couple of notches as it has you stroking your PS Vita longways, on the front and back. Both sides. Full grip, full friction.

Compile Heart’s ‘Mon-Mon‘ looks like a card game on it’sofficial webpage(careful, NSFW in some places), but clicking the movie link shows me something completely different.

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Gross! It looks like you’d do well to get some lube for your Vita from this first trailer forMonster Monpiece. The game’s rubbing system has you stroking both the front and back touch panels after touching girls’ naughty bits. But not normal girls — you’ll be jacking it toanthropomorphic beast girls, like dragons and monsters. Whatever gets you off, man.

Emio’s cover

The Unova Starters in Pokemon Go.

Sam Bridges wearing purple Ludens sunglasses in Death Stranding.

Like a Dragon: The Man Who Erased His Name

silent hill transmission

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Famicom Wars Famicom Friday

Naoe, Sorin, and Jinchiro looking serious